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4/18/2006 Cute AngelOK, BE HONEST, now.....how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting those little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones I mean, *I love you so here's a too cutesy angel and some mushy poem to prove it...* ~~ BLEH!! ~~ Like the cute wasn't bad enough, THEN they FORCE you to send it on to others and back to them to prove you read the email! A vicious circle! 4/6/2006 WOMEN'S STUDYThere is a new study out about women and how they feel about their a**es! A Good Son ? ? ?An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Ways To Turn Men Down . . .HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. |
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